SEX RIDDLES Q&A FORMAT

Q: What is the definition of wicker box?
A: It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna.

Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.

Q: What do you call a Flordia gynecologist?
A: A spreader of old wives' tails...

Q: Why do women prefer old gynecologists?
A: They have shaky hands!

Q: What is the area between the vagina and the anus called?
A: A chin rest.

Q: How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A: A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

Q: What do you call a female midget who's nice and gives head?
A: Short, sweet, and to the point!

Q: What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
A: The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

Q: What do you get when you cross a vibrator with an anteater?
A: An armadildo.

Q: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
A: No one to talk to during orgasm.

Q: What is Rodeo Sex?
A: Well, it's where your lady friend is on all fours, you are firmly ensconced from the rear with a breast in each hand, and you say to her, "This is the way your sister likes it too." You have eight seconds to stay in the saddle.

Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
A: It changes their blood type.

Q: What do Lifesavers do that a man can't?
A: Come in eight flavors.

Q: What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?
A: She gets her ass chewed out.

Q: What was the first obscenity ever heard on T.V.?
A: "Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?"

Q: Do you know why it's called sex?
A: Because it's easier to spell than
Uhhhhh..oooohh...Ahhhhhh....AIIEEEEEEE!!!

Q: What do you call a smiling Roman with pubic hair between his teeth?
A: Gladiator! (Glad he ate her)

Q: Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
A: Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)

Q: But do you know what 6.9 is?
A: A good thing screwed up by a period.

Q: What is 69 squared?
A: Dinner for 4.

Q: What is 68?
A: You do me and I owe you one.

Q: What is the difference between erotic sex and kinky sex?
A: During erotic sex you use a feather, during kinky sex you use the whole chicken.

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.

Q: What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"?
A: About three inches.

Q: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
A: Divorce proceedings, most likely.

Q: If you go to bed 9 hours before you have to wake up, and you wife wants to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?
A: 8 hours, 59 minutes - who cares what she wants!

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of a blowjob!

Q: What do you do in case of fallout?
A: Put it back in and take shorter strokes!

Q: What did Adam say to Eve?
A: You'd better stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets.

Q: Why do women have two holes so close together?
A: In case you miss.

Q: When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?
A: When he eats his first Brownie.

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