Workers Do It

Accountants do it with Double Entry
Acupuncturists do it with a small prick
Ambulance drivers come quicker
Australians do it Down Under
Auto racers do it at pit stops
Bach did it using his organ
Bankers do it with interest
Bartenders do it on the Rocks
Batman does it using his Robin
Bookeepers do it for the record
Bosses delegate the task to others
Butchers do it with a big fat thumb
Cement workers do it with their crack showing
Chess players check their Mates
Christians do it faithfully
Climbers do it from up on top
Cops do it with handcuffs
Dancers do it step-by-step
DJs do it on request
Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure
Dentist do it orally
Detectives do it under cover
Divers do it deeper
Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers
Electricians do it without shorts
Elevator men do it up and down
Engineers do it to specifications
Firemen do it with a big hose
Fisherman do it with a hook
Frank Sinatra did it his way
Garbagemen come twice a week
Gardeners do it in the bush
Gas attendants Pump all day
Golfers do it in 18 holes
Jeep owners do it an all fours
Landlords do it every 1st of the month
Lots of folks are doing it online nowadays
Managers make others do it
Marketing reps do it on commission
Marines do it with longshoremen
Mechanics do it from underneath
Movers do it in the box
Oil drillers do it with a long greasy shaft
Philosophers do it questionably
Physicists do it with high frequency
Piano players do it with both hands
Pizza delivery men come in 30 minutes or it's free
Preachers...the devil makes them do it
Programmers do it recursively
Receptionists do it on the front desk
Security guards do it all night long
Union workers do it with pride
Waiters and waitresses do it for tips
Writers do it by the book
Zoologists do it with animals

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