Best Buddy

Rodney walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots. One for
me and one for my best buddy here."

The bartender says, "You want both drinks now or do you want me to wait
until your buddy arrives to pour his?"

Rodney says, "Oh, I want them both now. I've got my best buddy in my
pocket here." With that he pulls out a little 3 inch man from his
pocket.

The bartender says, "Wow! And you mean to say he can drink that
much?"

"Oh, sure. He can drink it all, and then some," the man retorted. So the
bartender poured the two shots. Sure enough, the little guy drinks it
all up.

"That's amazing," says the bartender. "What else can he do? Can he
walk?"

Rodney flicks a quarter down to the end of the bar and says, "Hey, Al, go
fetch that quarter." The little guy runs down to the end of the bar,
picks up the quarter, and runs back down and gives it to Rodney.

The bartender is totally amazed by this display. "That's amazing,"
he says, "what else can he do? Does he talk?"

Rodney looks up at the bartender with a look of surprise in his eye and
squawks, "Talk? Sure he talks. Hey Al, tell him about that time we were
in down in Africa on safari and you insulted that witch doctor!"

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