Mr. Leprechaun

A man is on the tee box and slices his ball badly into the trees. He spots his ball in the woods and next to it, much to his astonishment, is a little green man rubbing his head profusely. The man says, "Oh my, did I hit you with my golf ball? I am terribly sorry! Are you all right?" The little man says he is all right and because of the mans concern for his well being offers to grant the man three wishes. The man says he could never accept such a gift apologizes again and leaves.

The little green man decides that he will grant him three wishes anyway. I will make him rich beyond his wildest dreams, he will feel 20 years old again, and his sex life will be better than it ever has been before.

A month later, the same man at the same tee box slices his ball to the exact same place. He finds his ball and notices the little green man sitting in a tree nearby, "Hey, Mr. Leprechaun, how are you today?"

"I'm doing great my lad. More importantly. How are you?"

"I won the lottery last week," says the man, "I have more money than I know what to do with."

"How are you feeling?"

"I feel like I am 20 years old again. Nothing seems to phase me!"

"That's great! How's your love life?"

The man replies, "It's fantastic! Better than it ever has been! I'm getting it 2 times a week!"

Puzzled, the leprechaun responds, "Only 2 times a week? That's not very good."

"I don't know" the man says "Catholic priest, small parish go figure"

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