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OH, WHAT A FEELING
The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a
carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on
their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.
The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.
The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised a real good one.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the
following note:
"DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED.
THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK.
BUT BY GOD, I'M GOING TO KILL THE GUY WHO PUT NOVOCAIN IN THE VASELINE!"
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