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Quick Lines My kid had sex with your Honor student. Jesus loves you ..... everyone else thinks you're an asshole. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. I don't suffer from insanity ..... I enjoy every minute of it! If ignorance is bliss ..... then you must be orgasmic! Jesus is coming ..... everyone look busy. Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them. I got a gun for my wife ..... best trade I ever made. So you're a feminist ....... isn't that cute? Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer. To all you virgins: Thanks for nothing. Earth is the mental ward for the Universe. Horn broken - watch for finger. Keep honking .... I'm reloading. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools. Hang up and drive! Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. Warning ! Driver only carries $20.00 of ammunition. I want to die like my Grampa - in my sleep. Not yelling and Montana - at least our cows are sane! Guns don't kill people ...... Postal Workers do! I didn't fight my way to the head of the food chain to be a vegetarian! Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot! |
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