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After Death
A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister, and a rabbi are discussing what they would
like people to say after they die and their bodies are on display in open caskets.
Priest: "I would like someone to say 'He was a righteous man, an honest man, and very
generous' " Minister: "I would like someone to say 'He was very kind and fair,
and he was very good to his parishioners."
Rabbi: "I want someone to say 'LOOK! HE'S MOVING!!"
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