An Avid Golfer--

An avid golfer playing with his best friend sliced his drive into an adjacent pasture. When he surveyed his lie, he noted a large barn between his ball and the green. “You know, if we open the front and back doors, I can hit the ball though the barn and onto the green,” the golfer said.

While his buddy ridiculed the attempt, the golfer struck the ball with all his might. It hit a barn and ricocheted, hitting his friend and killed him instantly.

Tow weeks later the golfer, playing with another friend, found himself with the same lie on the same hole. His friend suggested that they open the barn doors and he attempt to hit the ball through the barn to the green.

“No way, the golfer replied somberly. “I tried that two weeks ago and it resulted in a horrible tragedy.”

“I’m sorry,” the friend said. “What happened?”

“Well,” the golfer replied, his eyes misting over, “I got a double bogey.

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