International Relief

A while back, Gorbachev called Clinton with an emergency.

"Our condom factory has exploded!", the Russian President cried. "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a disaster!" 

"Mikhael, the American people would be happy to do anything in their power to help you." replied the President. 

"Could you possibly send 1 million condoms asap to tide us over?" "Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said Clinton. "Oh, and one small favor, please?" "Yes?" "Could the condoms be red in color, and at least 10" long & 4"  in diameter?" "No problem" and with that Clinton hung up.

Clinton then called the president of Trojan and said, "I need a favor. Can you make 1 million condoms right away and send them to Russia!?" "Consider it done" said the president of Trojan. "Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" in diameter." "Easily done. Anything else?" 
"Yeah," the president said, "print 'Made IN AMERICA, SIZE MEDIUM' on each one."

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