Plus Sign

A boy came home from school after having received a "D" on a math test. His parents threaten him that if he continues to do poorly in math they will send him to a private catholic school.

The next week the boy comes home with another "D" and his parents send him to the catholic school. After a couple of weeks he comes home with his first test - he got an "A".

His parents ask him how come he is doing so well now and hadn't been before. The son says to his parents "Well, when I walked into the building and saw a guy nailed to a plus sign I knew they meant business."

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