Railroad Names

The new name of Southern Pacific Union Pacific merger is SOUP or Southern Union Pacific

What do you call a basement full of conductors? A wine cellar

Why can't a steam locomotive sit down? It has a tender behind and it's caboose is red

What is a lawyer's favorite railroad? The $OO Line

Why did sleeping car fares increase? Because the berth rate went up

Why don't elephants like to ride on trains? Because they hate leaving their trunk in the baggage car.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

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