Liar, Liar

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that
her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.

She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, had dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an
athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the
children."

The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4 inches, chubby,
bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"

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