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ONLY IN USA
Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance... Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating
rink...
Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large
fry, and a diet coke...
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters...
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave
useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...
Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting
so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...
Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well:
"Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning
"blood-sucking creatures"...
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