Blondes Strike Back

Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?
Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little envelope.

How do you keep your blonde secretary occupied?
Give her a bag of M&M's and tell her to alphabetize them.

What do you call it when a blonde drives down the street with her head out the window?
Refueling.

Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
They're too hard to retrain.

Why can't blondes be pharmacists?
They can't get the bottle in the typewriter.

What's the definition of eternity?
Four blondes at a Four-way stop.

What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean?
An air pocket.

What to you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.

What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
"Oh look! Donut seeds!"

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
This Goes In front.

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
They drowned in Spring training.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACYS wrong."