A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and was starting to get extremely horny. She went to the grocery store and while there starting eyeing the attractive bag boy. She couldn't help but admire his youthful and sexy appearance.

On the way out to the car, while the boy was carrying her bags, she decided to make her move. Leaning over to the boy she whispered, "You know, I've got an itchy pussy...."

The savvy boy replied, "Well you're gonna have to point it out, ma'am, all those Japanese cars look alike to me!"