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White House Press Release:
SOURCE: White House press spokeswoman Joan Braithwaite
White House Statement Regarding Clinton Testimony
ARLINGTON, Va., Aug. 13 /PRNewswire/ -- White House press
spokeswoman Joan Braithwaite has delivered the following statement to media regarding
accusation involving impropriety between President Clinton and Miss Lewinsky:
"The President absolutely did not engage in any sexual conduct with Miss Lewinsky and
will vigorously defend himself against such claims. However the President would like to
state that it is possible that a perfectly innocent incident has been twisted by right
wing Republicans in order to undermine his administration.
Mr. Clinton has said that there was an occasion when it was necessary for him to adjust
his clothing he noticed with some embarrassment that his fly was undone. The President
said that he unfortunately had some difficulty with his clothing as his zipper got stuck.
Because Mr. Clinton has slight arthritis in his hands he found he could not get the zipper
up. He therefore, for medical reasons, was forced to enlist the assistance of one of his
staffers, who was Miss Lewinsky. In the course of assisting Mr. Clinton, Miss Lewinsky had
to kneel in front of him to facilitate the operation of the zipper. For medical reasons
Mr. Clinton has been advised to wear no undergarments and it so happened, that in their
anxiety to end the embarrassment and rectify the fly problem, that Mr. Clinton's penis may
have fallen out of his trousers. As Miss Lewinsky was grappling with his fly and felt sure
that she nearly had it, and did not want Mr. Clinton to be seen with his penis hanging
out, she took the presidential penis into her mouth so that it would not be visible should
anyone enter the room. Mr. Clinton was unable to use his own hands for this purpose as he
was assisting Miss Lewinsky by holding her hair out of her face so she could properly
visualize his fly. It took some minutes for Miss Lewinsky to fix Mr. Clinton's fly, and it
was during this time that another staff member entered the room and apparently completely
misconstrued the situation. Mr. Clinton would like to reiterate that there was nothing
unusual about his working relationship with Miss Lewinsky. He did say however that as he
had trouble with his fly on a number of occasions, necessitating Miss Lewinsky's repeated
assistance, he was considering changing his tailor."
SOURCE: White House
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