> >HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
> > Both look stupid in hats.
> > Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.
> > Both tend to have -hip- problems.
> > Neither understands football.
> > Both look good in a fur coat.
> > Both are good at pretending that they're listening to every word
> you say.
> > Neither believes that silence is golden.
> > Both constantly want back rubs.
> > Neither can balance a checkbook.
> > You can tell what either of them is thinking.
> > Both put too much value on kissing.
> >