A Little Story About Ethel


Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loves to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman is a sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerate her, and some actually join in.

One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and a man stepped out with his arms outstretched. "STOP!" he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a license for driving that thing?" Ethel fishes in her handbag, on her lap, and pulls out a Kit-Kat wrapper which she held up to him. "OK" he said, and she went on her way.

Taking the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, another man stepped out in front of her and shouted "STOP! have you got a valid license sticker for your vehicle mad-dame?" Ethel dug into her handbag again and pulled out a beer mat which she held up to him and he allowed her to carry on.

Going down the final corridor before the front door, a third man stepped out in front of her. This one  was start naked and was holding a sizable erection in his hand. "OH NO", said Ethel, "Not the breathalizer again!"

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