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A Little Story About Ethel
Ethel is a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loves to charge
around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on
the long corridors. Because the poor woman is a sandwich short of a picnic, the other
residents tolerate her, and some actually join in.
One day, Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and a man stepped out with
his arms outstretched. "STOP!" he said in a firm voice. "Have you got a
license for driving that thing?" Ethel fishes in her handbag, on her lap, and pulls
out a Kit-Kat wrapper which she held up to him. "OK" he said, and she went on
her way.
Taking the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, another man stepped out in front of her
and shouted "STOP! have you got a valid license sticker for your vehicle
mad-dame?" Ethel dug into her handbag again and pulled out a beer mat which she held
up to him and he allowed her to carry on.
Going down the final corridor before the front door, a third man stepped out in front of
her. This one was start naked and was holding a sizable erection in his hand.
"OH NO", said Ethel, "Not the breathalizer again!"
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