President Clinton is out jogging. He slips on a damp bridge, hits his head,and falls into an icy river.

Three kids see it happen and jump in to save him.

When he comes to, he says, "Boys, you saved the President of the United States of America. You each deserve a reward. You name it, and I'll give it to you."

The first kid says, "I'd like a ticket to Disneyland."

The President says, "I'll take care of it personally."

The second boy says, "I'd like a pair of Nike Air Turbos."

The President says, "I'll buy them myself and give them to you."

The third kid says, "I'd like a wheelchair with a built-in stereo."

The President says, "I'll personally... Wait a second, you're not handicapped."

The kid says, "I will be when my father finds out who I saved from drowning."