POLISH  SAUSAGE


A Guy goes into the store and says to  the clerk, I would like some Polish Sausage. 

The clerk looks at him and says "Are you Polish?"   The guy says

"Well, yes I am.  If I had asked for Italian sausage  would you ask me if I was Italian???

or if I had asked for German  sausage, would you ask me if I was German??" 
Or if I had asked  for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?

The clerk says "Well, no."
The guys says "WELL, why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage????"


The clerk says "Because this is a hardware store."

 

 

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