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A salesman rang the door bell and little Johnny answered. The
salesman asked if his father was at home.
Little Johnny: "Yes." The salesman: "Well, can I
see him please?" Little Johnny: "No, he is in the shower."
The Salesman asked if his mother was at home. Little Johnny: "Yes."
The Salesman: "Well can I see her?"
Little Johnny: "No, she's in the shower too.."
The Salesman: "Do you think they will be out soon?"
Little Johnny: "No." The salesman asked why.
Little Johnny: "Well, when my dad asked me for the Vaseline I gave
him some super glue instead."
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