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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the woman behind the wheel was knitting!
The trooper cranked down his window and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"No," the woman yelled back, "It's a scarf!"
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A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a
minister, if they could discuss the use of the car.
His father took him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a deal with you.
You bring your grades up, study your bible a little and get your hair cut and we'll talk
about it."
After about a month the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss use
of the car. They again went to the father's study where the father said, "Son,
I've been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your
bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!"
The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about
that. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and
even Jesus had long hair....To which his father replied ...
"Yes, and they WALKED everywhere they went!"
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At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her
arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she
would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult
scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first
"It won't work," said the blonde. "I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt.
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