Taxes

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,

"What is your occupation?"

The woman replies, "I'm a whore."

The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman, "Ok, I'm a prostitute."

"No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute.

Finally the woman states, "Okay, then... I'm a chicken farmer."

"What?" the accountant asks. "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?"

"Well," the woman explains, "I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."