Blondes

A blonde is driving along a country road with no cars on it, and fields on both sides.

She turns and looks out the window of her car and sees this other blonde in the middle of a field, in a rowboat rowing and rowing.

So she stops her car, gets out, and says, "You know it's blondes like you who give the rest of us blondes a bad name!"

Receiving no reaction from the blonde in the rowboat she screams, "If I could swim, I'd come out there and punch you out!"

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Native American Indians When white man found this land, Indians were running it. No Taxes... No Debt... Plenty of Buffalo... Plenty of beaver... Women did most of the work... The Medicine Man was free... Indian men hunted and fished all the time!

White man came and told the Indian, "We're going to make your life better." Yeah, right.

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