Golf 

Jill: I just don't understand the attraction golf holds for men. 

Mary: TELL me about it! I went golfing with my ex one time, and he told  me I asked too many questions! 

Jill: Well, I'm sure you were just trying to understand the game. What questions did you ask? 

Mary: I thought I asked legitimate questions. like, "Why did you hit  the ball into that lake?"

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Attire 

Michael Johnson, the Olympic Gold Medal runner, was on his way to a club with some friends. 

At the door, the bouncer turned to him and said "Sorry, mate, you can't  come in here - no denim." 

Michael was quite annoyed at this and retorted, "Don't you know who I  am? I'm Michael Johnson." 

"Then it won't take you long to run home and change, will it?" replied  the bouncer.    

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