INTEROFFICE MEMO: (reportedly real) 

Subject: Mmm-mmn-good 

A woman at our interactive advertising agency had recently returned from her maternity leave when she sent the following e-mail: 

Whoever used the milk in the small plastic container that was in the refrigerator yesterday, please do NOT own up to it. 

I would find it  forever after difficult to meet your gaze across a cafeteria table whilst having  a discussion about java applets or brand identity. 

Just be aware that milk was EXPRESSLY for my son, if you get my drift. 

I will label these things from now on, but if you found your coffee tasted just a little  bit unusual this morning, you might think about calling your mom and telling  her you love her.

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