Ireland

A guy enters a bar and sits next to the only other guy in the joint. The guy already at the bar asks the newcomer, "Out of curiosity, where are you from?"

The man replies, in a thick Irish brogue, "Why, I'm from Ireland."

The first guy says, "Ireland, I, too, am from Ireland. Let's drink to Ireland." And both men raises their beer mugs.

The first guy then asks, "Whereabouts in Ireland?"

The man replies, "I grew up in Dublin."

The first guy exclaims, "Dublin. I also grew up in Dublin. Let's toast to Dublin." Again their beer mugs were raised.

The first guy asks, "Where did you go to school?"

The man replies, "I studied at St. Mary's."

The first guys then shouts, "St. Mary's! Why, I also went to St. Mary's! A drink to St. Mary's!" More beer was drunk.

The first guy then asks, "When did you graduate?"

The man replies, "Well, I graduated in 1962."

The first guy yells, "62--I also graduated in 62!! A toast to 1962!!"

About this time, a third patron enters the bar and asks the bartender what the commotion was all about.

The bartender replies, "Oh, the O'Malley twins are drunk again."

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