Joke -- Nuns

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a
sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads:

SISTERS OF CONTRITION
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a
second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says:

SISTERS OF CONTRITION
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Now he begins to think these signs are for real. He is sure they're real
when he drives past a third sign:

SISTERS OF CONTRITION
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far
side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small sign next
to the door:

SISTERS OF CONTRITION
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

He rings the bell and is answered by a nun in a long black habit, "What
may we do for you, my son?"

"I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing
business."

"Very well, my son; follow me."

He is led through winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun
stops at a closed door, and tells him, "Knock on this door."

His knock is answered by another nun in a long habit. She was holding a
tin cup, "Place $50 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at
the end of this hallway." He places $50 it in the cup; trots eagerly down
the hallway and slips through the door. As the door locks behind him, he
finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign:

GO IN PEACE
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
SISTERS OF CONTRITION
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

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