Little Old Lady

A little old lady with blue hair entered the sex aids shop and asked in a
quavering voice, Yy-young man, dd-do y-you sell-l d-dildoes h-here ?

The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old ladys appearance in his
shop, answered, Uh, yes maam. We do.

The little old lady, holding her quivering hands about 10 inches apart asked
D-do y-you ha-ave an-ny ab-bb-bout th-this lon-ong? Well, yes ma-am, we do.
We have several that size. Forming a 5" circle with her fingers, she then
asked, A-are an-nny of t-them about thi-is b-big ar-round-d? Well.... yes
maam, a few of them are about that big. D-do aa-ny of t-them ha-ave a
v-v-vibra-a-ator? Yes maam, one of them does.

W-w-ell, h-how d-do yo-ou t-turn it off?

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