Please, watch your pro-nun-ci-ation!!

A man goes into a restaurant.
A beautiful waitress comes over to serve him and asks what he would like.
He says, "I want a quickie." She slaps him. "Just order, Mister!"
The man says, "I want a quickie!"
She slaps him again. "Last chance," she says. "What do you want?"
The man insists, "Look, I really, really want a quickie!"
Another customer leans over and says, "I think that's pronounced quiche."

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