SEMINARS FOR MEN

1. Toilets: Urine goes "in" it, not "on" it.

2. Sex: We want satisfaction too!

3. Phones: Pick it up and dial, it won't bite you

4. How to apologize when "you're" obviously wrong

5. Honest, you don't look like Dan Cortese but, I can live with it if you can.

6. The remote control: You will share it!!!!

7. Sex: Learn to do it (right)........this course tends to run overtime, and even then can still require repeat sessions.

8. Housework: You must do it.

9. Understanding the female response to "Was it good for you?"

10. Six packs: Should "be" your stomach, not be in your stomach

11. Understanding the female response to "Where were you last night?"

12. Directions: It's o.kay to ask for them.

13. Honesty: Can be accomplished when sober

14. Dinner: "Coochie" is not on the menu.

15. God's gift to women: is not you!!

16. Making her wait: Doesn't work. She will move on (quickly) and without you.

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