One of Bill Clintons aids came into the oval office and said,

"Mr President, what should we do about this abortion bill?"

Mr. Clinton replied, "Well...PAY IT of course!! How many times do I have to tell you that?"

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Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season.

The umpire walks up to the VIP section and yells something, and suddenly Clinton grabs Hillary

by the collar and throws her over the side and onto the field.

The stunned umpire shouts, "No, Mr. President! I said, 'Throw the first PITCH!"

Q: What does Bill say to Hillary after having Sex?

A: "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."

One day President Clinton and Hillary were visiting a chicken farm in Arkansas.

Soon after their arrival they were taken off on separate tours.

When Hillary passed the chicken pens she paused to ask the man in charge if the rooster copulates more than once each day. "Dozens of times," was the reply.

"Please tell that to the President," Hillary requested.

When the President passed the pens and was told about the roosters and his wife's comment, he asked "Same hen every time?" "Oh no, Mr. President, a different one each time."

The President nodded slowly, then said, "Tell that to Mrs. Clinton!"

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