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Language Barrier
A Border Patrol agent is on duty when he spots two Mexicans and
stops them.
They show him their papers (he thinks they are phony).
He tells them, "O.K., I have a test for you. I want you to
use the words 'cheese' and 'liver' in a sentence."
So, the first guy says, "I made a liver and cheese sandwich
for lunch."
The agent says, "That was good, you can go. What about you?"
he asks the second guy.
He says, "Liver alone. Cheese mine."
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