Spelling Checkers

  • I have a spelling checker
  • It came with my PC.
  • It plane lee marks four my revue
  • Miss steaks aye can knot see.
  • Eye ran this poem threw it.
  • Your sure real glad two no.
  • Its very polished in its weigh,
  • My checker tolled me sew.
  • A checker is a blessing.
  • It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
  • It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
  • And aides me when aye rime.
  • Each frays comes posed up on my screen
  • Eye trussed too bee a joule.
  • The checker pours o'er every word
  • To cheque sum spelling rule.
  • Bee fore a veiling checkers
  • Hour spelling mite decline,
  • And if we're laks oar have a laps,
  • We wood bee maid too wine.
  • Butt now bee cause my spelling
  • Is checked with such grate flare,
  • There are know faults with in my cite,
  • Of nun eye am a wear.
  • Now spelling does not phase me,
  • It does knot bring a tier.
  • My pay purrs awl due glad den
  • With wrapped words fare as hear.
  • To rite with care is quite a feet
  • Of witch won should be proud,
  • And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
  • Sew flaws are knot aloud.
  • Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
  • Such soft wear four pea seas,
  • And why eye brake in two averse
  • Buy righting want too please.

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