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Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.

Samples of REAL answers...

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?

A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way

stop at the same time?

A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker

saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing

your car?

A: Always wear a condom.

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?

A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too shit- faced to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk

driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no

longer lawfully drive?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being

passed?

A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a

flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?

A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?

A: It would be tough to be a dickhead all day long.

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