Top 15 Other Boycotts of Southern Baptists
15. Christmas carols, for promoting gay apparel
14. The Food Channel, because of repeated use of the terms
"Beef Tenderloins" and "Chicken Breast"
13. Devils Food Chocolate Birthday Cakes--oh, what the heck,
birthdays, too!
12. Richard Simmons, because "There's something just not
quite right about that man."
11. McDonald's, because "They're Irish."
10. "Poblec Skools"
9. No more Marilyn Manson concerts performed in Disney-owned
venues
8. Pink Panther - gay or communist, hard to tell, doesn't matter
7. Warner Brothers for putting a talking,
naked-from-the-waist-down pig in their cartoons
6. Ben-Gay Ointment
5. Marvin Gaye records
4. The Smithsonian's Homo Erectus exhibit
3. Mentos? The *Devil's* candy!
2. Federal Express - no respectable company says
"package" in public
1. The New York Yankees, because George Steinbrenner is an
as----- Uh, a wretched sinner
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