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TOP FIVE REASONS COMPUTERS MUST BE FEMALE...
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5. No one but their creator understands their logic.
4. Even the smallest mistakes are immediately committed
to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other
computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message, "Bad command or filename,"
is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad
at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON...
1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find
yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
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