OJ

A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in LA and he's stopped in
traffic and thinks, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual, we're not even
moving."

He notices a police officer walking down the highway in between the
cars and he rolls down his window and says, "Excuse me officer, what's
the hold up?"

"O.J. just found out the verdict; he's all depressed. He's lying down
in the middle of the highway and he's threatening to douse himself in
gasoline and light himself on fire. He just doesn't have $8.5 million
dollars for the Goldmans. I'm walking around taking up a collection for
him."

The man says,"Oh really, how much have you got so far?"

"So far...ten gallons."

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