PIG ROAST?

Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that wandered onto the road. Limbaugh told the chauffeur he'd better go apologize to the farmer.

They drove up to the farm, the chauffeur got out, knocked on the front door and was let in. He was in there for what seemed hours. When he came out, Limbaugh asked his driver why it had taken him so long.

"Well, first the farmer shook my hand and offered me a beer. Then his wife brought me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses," explained the driver. "Good God, what did you say to them?" Limbaugh asked. "I just told them I was Rush Limbaugh's driver and I'd just killed the pig."

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