PUBLIC SERVANTS

While Bill, Hillary and Chelsie were vacationing in Wyoming the
housekeeper was tasked with looking after their pet parrot. They hadn't been
gone for more than a couple of days when the parrot was found dead in the
bottom of it's cage.

The housekeeper set out to find a replacement bird and visited nearly
every pet store in Washington. After several hours of looking, she came
across an exact duplicate of the bird. As she purchased the parrot, the shop
owner cautioned her that the bird had previously be owned by a Madam and had lived for several years in a house of ill-repute. The housekeeper said that
no one would ever know and took the bird back to the White House.

The morning after the Clintons return to the White House, Chelsie walked
through the room and the bird said, "Too young." A little later Hillary came
into the room and the bird responded with, "Too old."
That afternoon the President entered the room and the bird said, "HI
BILL!"

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