This woman and her husband have a really bad fight.

He goes off to work the next day without talking to her but she doesn't even care.

She is busy doing her thing around the house when the doorbell rings.

She opens the door and there is a delivery guy from the local florist with an emormous,

beautiful bouquet of long stemmed red roses....the expensive ones....from her husband.

She says to the delivery guy, with disgust; "Oh Shit!!"

The delivery guy asks "What's the matter lady? You don't like roses?"

She replies; "Yea, I love roses, but do you know what this means?

It means that for the next two weeks I'll be laying on my back with my legs in the air!"

He replies "Geez lady, don't you have a vase?"

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