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The sailor and the priest were playing golf.

The sailor was not very good at it,

and uttered a loud "FUCK, I missed!" each time he missed.

The priest tolerated him for a few minutes and

couldn't take it any more.

"Do not swear thus, my friend, or God will punish you".

It didn't make a difference, the sailor continued

unabated. One after another, the sailor played

badly, and followed up with "FUCK, I missed!!".

Again, the priest said "Do not utter such

profanities, or God will show you a sign".

It didn't help, and the next stroke missed was

followed by a loud "FUCK, I missed!!". A bolt of

lightning dropped out of the clouds and struck the priest dead.

Suddenly, a voice was heard in the clouds, "FUCK, I missed!!!"

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