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ZOO DAY
It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at
the zoo.
She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress,
sleeveles, with
straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of
a very
large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars,
holding on
with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with
the free
hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy
dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife
tease the poor
fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her
bottom, and play
along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making
noises that
would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one
of her
straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the
bars down.
Now try lifting your dress up your thighs... this drives the
gorilla
absolutely crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife, rips
open the
door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says,
"Now, tell HIM you
have a headache."
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