10. Larry Ellison sues Bill Gates: unfair to have more money than me!

9. Car thieves' union sues HotWired: trademark infringement

8. NetJet sues ValuJet for ruining a perfectly good product name

7. Bill Gates sues Alfred E. Neuman: impersonation

6. EPA sues AOL for polluting landfills with all those darn floppies and CDs

5. Intel sues Motorola: "Oops, Pentium error!"

4. Used Car Dealer Association sues Packard Bell: "That was our idea!"

3. Microsoft files antitrust suit against U.S. government: "They run everything!"

2. U.S. Milk Advisory Board sues Gateway over new slogan: "Got computers?"

1. Apple sues itself; after all, whose fault is it?