Seems there were three friends that always wanted to play golf on a Saturday afternoon but couldn't because of their wives. So one day after many years they finally got together on the golf course and are waiting at the first tee when:

The first guy says: "I had to buy my wife a diamond necklace to get to play today!"

The second guy says, "That's nothing, I had to buy my wife a new sports car to get out here today!!"

The third guy says, "Boy, you guys are sure whipped. I didn't have to buy my wife nothing!!!"

They both look at him and asked, "How did you manage this?"

He says, "It was easy. When I got up this morning I looked her straight in the eye and said, ' Golf course or inter-course', and she threw me a sweater and said, ' Have a good time!'"