Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a race of tiny
people called the Trids. They were similar in size to Smurfs, and they
were as resilient as cartoon characters. They were a proud race of Jewish
citizens, curious in every way. They lived at the foot of a tall mountain
in a lush and protected valley.

Their curiosity for exploration had taken them to every corner of the
globe. They had traveled far and wide trading the woven products their
tiny hands could make so well. The only place on the entire planet they
had never seen was the other side of their own mountain!

But there was a good reason for this: On the other side of the mountain
lived a giant! And whenever they tried to brave the harsh elements of the
mountain to cross to the other side, they would no sooner arrive then,
without so much as a how do you do, the giant would kick them! And, as
tiny as they were, they always ended up back on their side of the mountain.

Well, as luck would have it, their rabbi, who was a traveling human rabbi,
came through as they were discussing their latest venture into Giant Land.
Their rabbi loved to travel as they did; that was why he was their rabbi.
And one of the Trids, known for his incredible intellectual prowess,
decided that their rabbi should try to cross the mountain and report to
them what was there!

The rabbi protested, the rabbi pleaded. He had heard the stories of what
happened to them when they tried to cross the mountain. But the Trids were
adamant. So the rabbi finally agreed to try to cross the mountain.

The rabbi climbed and sweated and sprained an ankle. He was not as
resilient as the Trids, and he feared this venture would get him killed!
But, for the love of his little Trids, he persevered until finally, he
crested the mountain.

And there was the giant! As the rabbi cowered, the giant smiled and said,
"Why, hello, rabbi!"

The rabbi looked up, unconvinced that he was truly going to escape physical
damage. "Aren't you going to kick me?" the rabbi queried in a tremulous
voice.

To which the giant replied, "Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids!

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