WATCH WHO'S IN YOUR BEDA man is out drinking with his buddies one night and suddenly
realizes he has stayed out too late and is in for trouble when he
gets home. "No problem" says his friend, "Do what I do to
my wife. Sneak into the bedroom crawl up under the blanket
between her legs and do a little oral sex! She'll forget all
about being mad and fall right asleep." So the guy gets home to a dark, quiet house. He creeps in as
quietly as he can and tiptoes into his bedroom. Following his
friends advice, he proceeds under the blanket and does the deed
to gentle moaning and finally, soft snoring. Quite pleased with himself, he heads to the bathroom to change
his clothes, when he is startled by the sight of his wife sitting
on the commode. "Shhhhhhh........" she says, "Mother's in town." |
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