Subject: Tyson Fight

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Q] What's the difference between a Metallica concert and a Tyson -
Holyfield match?
A] After the Metallica concert, there's a ring in the ears, after the bout,
there are ears in the ring.
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1} Tyson-Holyfield II: The fight that was watched around the lobe.
2} It certainly was an eery fight.
3} I guess you'd call last night "The bite of the century."
4} I've heard of an ear for music, but for boxing?
5} I guess Tyson bit off more than he could chew that night.
6} Tyson tried to win with all his bite.
7} After that night's loss to Holyfield, Tyson's going to reaffirm the
expression "ear today, gone tomorrow."
8} I'm thinking of composing a "bite song" for Tyson's next fight.
9} You've heard of Friday night at the fights? In the 90s, it's Saturday
night at the Bites.
10} Tyson epitomizes what a prize biter is all about.
11} I bet they had a few good sound bites on the radio that night.
12} Tyson must have heard wrong, Holyfield said let's go out for a bite
*after* the fight.
13} We have a new super hero: Bite man!
14} Tyson sure lost some edibility that night.
15} Have you noticed that Tyson Chickens are missing ears?
16} Holyfield gave Tyson an earful during the fight.
17} Tyson's game plan? Play it by ear.
18} Tyson's favorite song? The Erie Canal.
19} Tyson's favorite movie? From Ear to Eternity.
20} The moral of the fight? To ear is human, to forgive divine.
21} Tyson thought the ad said, "I wanna be like Marv."
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Q] What's the difference between Evander Holyfield and corn ?
A] Corn has ears !
( Alternative Answers: )
A] Corn has a better chance of giving a rematch to Tyson. or
A] Huh ? Speak up ! I can't hear you !
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You know what Tyson told King right after they got back to the dressing room?

"They're right, it DOES taste just like chicken." A ear for an eye!
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1} Holyfield said boxing bites
2} Tyson is gay that is why he was nibbling on Holyfield ear.
3} Tyson learned to box by ear.
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Q] How many files did Evander Holyfield download from the Mike Tyson Web site?
A] A Couple Megabytes.

Q] What did Tyson say to Holyfield after the referee took two points away
from him?
A] "Come 'ear."
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If Tyson gets banned for life, he could always become a barber. Think
about it: You could walk into his shop and say, "Hey, Mike! Could you take
a little off the ears?

Have you heard that Holyfield-Tyson III is going to be held in Tennessee?
Yeah, Don King's calling it the Chattanooga Chew Chew.
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Q] What do Marv Albert and Mike Tyson have in common?
A] They're both from New York.

Q] Who's the latest person to get tattooed on Tyson's arms?
A] Jeffrey Dahmer.

Q] What did Holyfield say after the fight?
A] Ear today, gone tomorrow.

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