NEW YORK CITY PEDESTRIAN TIPS

1. The city does not employ so-called "wallet inspectors."

2. Yelling at cabdrivers in English wastes your time and theirs.

3. Avoid paperwork for your next of kin by keeping dental records on you.

4. It's bad manners to lie down inside someone else's chalk body outline.

5. Cabs driving on the sidewalk are not permitted to pick up passengers.

6. If you catch an exploding manhole cover, you can keep it.

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