Perplexing Proverbs

1. A rotating fragment of minerals collects no plants of the class Musci.

2. Exercise your visual facilities prior to executing a jump.

3. An excess of individuals skilled in the preparation of edibles impairs
the quality of a thin derivative of meat.

4. A feathered biped in the terminal part of the art equals in value a
pair of feathered bipeds in densly branched shrubbery.

5. Everything is legitimate in matters pertaining to ardent affection and
armed conflict between nations.

6. The herbage is customarily more verduous on the diametrical selvage of
the property division.

7. A single unit of a seam properly distributed at the correct measure of
duration will maintain a square root of 81.

8. Feathered bipeds in their segregated environment associate with a high
degree of amiability.

9. Any object that ascends into the stratosphere irrevocably and
inevitable descends to terra firma.

10. Reclining early on one's couch and rising with the sun creates one who
is salutary, opulent, and erudite.

11. Taciturnity is aurous.

12. Superfluous chronological dispatch institutes riddance of valued
effects.

13. There's no sense demanding attention by loud screeches over fallen
white liquid derived from the lactic glands of a female bovine.

14. Splintered wood and mineral chunks can rupture my skeletal system, but
nomenclatures do not injure me.

15. Monetary exchange is the source of everything sinful.

16. Visualizing is the equivalent to having faith.

17. Pulchritude pertains solely to the epidermis.

18. Immature homo sapiens should be endowed with visibility but not oral facilities.

19. If primary failure is imminent, new attempts should be made repetitiously.

20. A ferrous alloy rope fashioned of interlocking loops is only as hearty as its last potent section.

21. One more than one is a congenial group of invited guests, but one more than two is a multitude.

22. Hemoglobin is more viscous than H2O.

23. Perambulate in moccasins, and shoulder a gargantuan wooden rail.

24. Lack of what is required is the matriarch of inspiration.

25. Allow somnolent quadrapeds to remain reclining.

26. A maximum amount of purposeful activity and a minimum amount of disport and dalliance cause Jack to become a dim-witted, stagnant dunce of the male species.

27. That which is acquired without difficulty is dispersed with equal facility.

28. It is more desirable to exist in the medium of time which constitutes a later than desirable date than not to exist in the time period at all.

29. A red fruit of the Maius family absorbed into the digestive system every 1440 minutes or 86,400 seconds keeps a medical desciple from entering your home sweet home.

30. Individuals continuing daily functions surrounded by fused sand structures should be forbidden to hurl missles.

31. Refrain from enumerating your poultry precursory to their incubation and emergence from their embryonic habitat.

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1. A rolling stone gathers no moss.
2 Look before you leap.
3. Too many cooks spoils the broth.
4. A bird in the hand (?) is worth two in the bush.
5. All's fair in love and war.
6. The grass is usually greener on the other side of the fence.
7. A stitch in time saves nine.
8. Birds of a feather flock together.
9. What goes up must come down.
10. Early to bed, early to rise, makes one healthy, wealthy, and wise.
11. Silence is golden.
12. ?
13. There's no sense crying over spilt milk.
14. Sticks and stone may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.
15. Money is the source of all evil.
16. Seeing is believing.
17. Beauty is only skin deep.
18. Children should be seen and not heard.
19. If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again.
20. A chain is only as stron as its weakest link.
21. Two's company, three's a crowd.
22. Blood is thicker than water.
23. Walk softly, and carry a big stick.
24. Necessity is the mother of invention.
25. Let sleeping dogs lie.
26. All work and no play makes Jack a (stupid, boring ?) man.
27. Easy come, easy go.
28. Better late than never.
29. An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
30. People whop live in glass houses should not throw stones.
31. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

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